Super Smash Brothers: Brawl … with Children
Super Smash Brothers for the Wii is rated E-10 for its cartoon violence but exactly because of that cartoon violence I grabbed it off the shelf. It was a special night last Friday. Maggie and her mom were at the premiere of High School Musical 3 so it was just Henry and I. Oh, and my buddy Zane. Zane’s my gaming friend and he’s stood by me through two hospital emergencies. A good friend. We test split-screen multiplayer on M games for this site, we play Madden, and we rock. Henry usually doesn’t get to play with Zane, so to the boy, this was a special treat. Oh yes, Super Smash Bros. was the perfect choice!
Zane played exotic characters like the Ice Climbers, Samus, Star Fox, and WaLuigi. I ranged from Link to Donkey Kong to Luigi, Henry LOVES Mario, but he also tried that midget knight and rocked our worlds as Pikachu.
I won most of the fights and normally Henry has a slight problem with that but this night was special and somehow Zane usually ended up at the bottom (I spent most of my time beating up Zane, I confess).
“I beat you Zane” Henry would say slyly each time. “But daddy beat me” he’d add with a grin.
It went this way for about 6 games and then Zane actually won one. That couldn’t stand and I could see Henry didn’t like being third. But that was just a fluke because as soon as Henry picked Picachu it was all over but the electricuted monkey hair and ice climbing equipment. Seriously, that yellow thing destroyed us and Henry won three games in a row!
To be fair Zane has never played Smash Brothers and I’ve never done more than dabbled. It’s still mainly a button masher for me, and for Henry, which is why I recommend it for kids under 10 despite the cartoon violence.
This is a game where you can sit on the couch. There’s no motion sensing really, you turn the remote like a gamepad. But Henry, to Zane’s amusement, was dancing, punching, kicking, twirling, and crying out. Getting into the game in a visceral way that left his exhausted. Who says gaming isn’t excercise?
I’m sure the game is much more thoughtful, offering a wide range of items and character quirks that take some time to get the timing down. I’m glad I don’t know how to play the game that way actually, I’ll learn how as Henry improves. He’s still the student and I’ll remind him of that next time we play, but he’s a student who has found his weapon. A yellow squirrel thing named Pikachu.
October 30th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Its not rated e10 its t
October 30th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
So it is! Well, aren’t I the maverick then? That’s absurd and I stand by my view. No worse than a cartoon show rated Y-7.
October 30th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
I play with all three of my children (4, 7 & 9). The 4-yo girl loves to be Peach; but, she basically just stands in one spot and jumps until somebody knocks her out. 🙂 IMO, if you don’t let kids play this because of the “violence”, you also can’t, logically, allow them to watch Bugs Bunny cartoons.
October 30th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
I think this game could be Rated E-10, maybe E.
October 30th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Despite all the new games that come across my house, when I get home from work I usually find Jeff and his friends playing Smash Bros. STILL after all this time. It’s a great game. I bet it would be fun to play with Henry at Brawl. –Cary
October 31st, 2008 at 5:25 am
I think you need to use your position of Authority In The Community (ahem) to grill the ESRB over the T rating. It’s absurd and demeans the system, just like how they rated Dead Space and Halo 3 the same — CYA of the worst sort.
October 31st, 2008 at 11:35 am
I thought Halo 3 could deserve a T, but not the first 2, the blood still goes on the floors and walls, and is alot more bloody than most T games. Dead Space is another story, it’s more violent, sure, but it most certainly doesnt deserve the AO rating, while i think the halo games do deserve the M in certain ways.
January 9th, 2014 at 7:40 am
I honestly think that you should learn a little bit more about the games before he start talking about them.
Waluigi isn’t in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. And I believe that “midget knight’ that you were referring to is Meta Knight; he’s from the Kirby’s Dreamland series.
Also, did you not know who Pikachu was till this game?
And, Super Smash Bros. Brawl is actually rated T (though really, I’m not quite sure)