

Chili’s BurgerTime (PC, Mobile)
I love BurgerTime, it’s one of my favorite arcade games. It’s one of the few games that could pull me away from Pac-Man when I was a kid. Other games in the arcade that could do that were Dig Dug, Q*bert, and Pengo. So when I found out that Chili’s restaurant was doing a promotion where you could play a version of BurgerTime to promote their Big Smasher Burger, I was intrigued. You could even win a contest where if you get a high score on the game, you could win burgers for life. I also read somewhere that you could also win a full size BurgerTime arcade machine, but I’m not sure if that’s true or not. In order to win, you had to sign up for their mailing list, so I didn’t want to do that. Unfortunately, by the time you read this, the contest may be over. I wish that when restaurant chains would do promotions, they’d make them last longer. Going out to eat is so expensive anymore, that I don’t get to do it as often. So by the time I can plan to go, the promotions are usually over. But I still wanted to write an article about it anyway because I thought it was interesting and I really like BurgerTime.
RPM: Road Punk Mayhem (PS4, PS5, Switch, Xbox One, X/S, PC)
This is a 2D vertically scrolling bullet hell shooter that looks like it could’ve come from the late 90s/early 2000s. But instead of piloting a spaceship, this one has a post-apocalyptic setting. Choose from three punks, each with their own skills (and possibly varying levels of sanity) as you drive a vehicle in the desert avoiding bullets and shooting down all manner of cars, motorcycles, tanks, monster trucks, and more! RPM: Road Punk Mayhem is available on all current consoles and PC, but reviewed on PS4 here.
Cyber Citizen Shockman Zero (PS4, PS5, Switch, Xbox One, X/S, PC)
Cyber Citizen Shockman was a series of 2D action platformers back in the 16-bit days. They starred a pair of superhero cyborg teens (a guy and a gal) who were created by a crazy professor. They would fight intergalactic baddies with their swords and beam attacks. The first two were on the PC Engine, which was the Japanese version of the TurboGrafix-16. The third game was on the Turbo CD, and I reviewed it a couple of months ago. The last game in the series was on the Super Famicom, which is the SNES in Japan. I don’t know if the characters are the same, but they might as well be. Gameplay is kind of a mix of Power Rangers and Mega Man X. And now you can play it on modern consoles, but reviewed on PS4 here.
Willy’s Wonderland: The Game (PS4, PS5, Switch, Xbox One, X/S)
A couple of years ago, I watched this really horrible horror B-movie that was streaming only on Hulu and it was called Willy’s Wonderland. In the movie, a drifter takes a job as a janitor in a run down kids’ indoor amusement area called Willy’s Wonderland. But when the animatronic animal robots come to life in the restaurant, the janitor must fight for his life. If that sounds like a rip off of Five Night’s At Freddy’s (FNAF), it certainly is. But I think this came out a year before the FNAF movie. Either way, the movie is NOT for kids, as it’s pretty violent and has a gross and unnecessary sex scene in it. But then, FNAF isn’t for kids either but they seem to be drawn to it for some reason. As a kid, I was never really scared of the Chuck E. Cheese robot singers, but then, I was more interested in the arcade games. The funniest thing about Willy’s Wonderland is that Nicholas Cage is the star, but he has NO lines. All he does is fight robots, take breaks, and drink a soda every ten minutes. The only thing he says is sometimes after drinking a soda he’ll go, “Ahhhh!” And now you can play a game based on the movie! You’d think it would be similar to the FNAF games, but it’s actually a side scrolling beat ‘em up. It was originally on mobile devices, if that gives you an indication of the quality. But now you can play it on current consoles (reviewed on PS4 here).
Bouncy Chicken (PS4, PS5, Switch, Xbox One, X/S)
Go Go Jump!!! (Switch, PS4, PS5, Xbox One, X/S, PC)
Meet Dylan the dog. He’s an overenthusiastic mutt who wants to win all the Jump Master badges. With his owl mentor by his side, he’ll challenge all sorts of crazy cartoon animal characters like a hippie giraffe, goth dolphin, gangster rat, and more! Go Go Jump!!! is a single screen jumping challenge where all you have to do is run and jump to avoid obstacles. The game also has a madcap, tongue in cheek sense of humor, too. It’s available on all current consoles and PC, but reviewed on Switch here.
Parasol Stars (PS4, PS5, Switch, Xbox One, X/S)
I freaking love Bubble Bobble. I have so many good memories renting the NES version and playing it with my best friend, and then later playing the arcade version on a PSOne collection with my brothers. And it was a very popular game with many sequels and spinoffs. In fact, one of the spinoffs, Puzzle Bobble, is probably more popular than the game it was based on. But back to the main game, it had many sequels and was kind of confusing. There are three games claiming to be Bubble Bobble 2, and three more claiming to be Bubble Bobble 3! We won’t go into it more than that here, as we’d be here all day. But Parasol Stars was one of the games claiming to be Bubble Bobble 3. In the game, two boys Bobby and Bubby (formerly the bubble blowing dragons Bub and Bob), they have just saved the Rainbow Islands with their rainbow making powers. As a reward, they get two magical parasols and go flying off to save some planets from other cute and cartoony enemies. Originally Parasol Stars was on consoles like the TG-16, NES, and Game Boy. But now you can play it on all modern consoles (reviewed on PS4 here). Luckily the version they ported here is the TG-16/PC Engine version, as that was the best one.
Unplugged: Sky Team (Boardgame)
It looked like a scene from a bad TSA checkpoint at last year’s Gen Con when a long line of people queued up to demo the buzz-laden two player cooperative game, Sky Team. Sky Team has two players, a pilot and co-pilot, each place four dice on a central instrument board in an attempt to successfully land a plane. At the start of a round, players can discuss overall strategy, but once they’ve rolled their dice for the round no further talking is permitted. Players must manage the plane roll (tilt), fire the engines, lower the flaps, lower the landing gear, engage the brakes, and clear the path of other planes. Fail to do any of the above and the plane crashes. All this must be accomplished as the plane’s elevation ticks downward. If everything is set by the time the plane hits 0000, the plane lands successfully. Designed with heavy input from licensed pilots it should appeal to pilots, wannabe pilots, and anyone looking for a relatively short but solid two player co-op game.
Sky Team
Designer: Luc Remond
Publisher: Scorpion Masque
Players: 2
Age: 12+
Time: 15 minutes
Glyphs of Gitzan (PS4, PS5, Switch, Xbox One, X/S, PC)
Paper Trail (Switch, PS4, PS5, Xbox One, X/S, PC, Mobile)
Help a girl on a journey as she leaves home to follow her dreams in Paper Trail. You view the action in a top down fashion and each screen is a piece of paper. You must fold the paper in various ways to open paths and help her solve puzzles. Paper Trail is available on pretty much anything you can play a game on, but it’s reviewed on Switch here.